Gorgeous George & The Giant Geriatric Generator


Bogies, baddies, bagpipes and bums! Farting, false teeth and fun!

George witnesses something rather disturbing from his bedroom window late one night. People are disappearing fast and no one seems to care.

Why are the people of Little Pumpington so miserable? Why has his evil teacher started smelling of wee? Why is Mr Watt so fat? Why does Mr Jolly the Janitor collect hundreds of pairs of false teeth in a cupboard in his workshop? And what will happen when mad Kenny sticks two crayons up his nose?

During detention George discovers a secret stash of soggy tea-bags and a hundred boxes of broken biscuits hidden in a mysterious tunnel beneath the school. Can Gorgeous George (who’s not really gorgeous at all) solve these mysteries with the help of his Grandpa Jock, the wild-haired ginger Scotsman before Grandpa Jock deafens the whole town with his bagpipes?

Oh, and do not try the ‘burning brown bag of poo prank’ at home! You have been warned!

A fantastic read for anyone who loves funny, exciting and sometimes a little gross children’s books.
Gorgeous George & The Giant Geriatric Generator by Stuart Reid is the winner of the Silver Medal Forward National Literature Award 2012 for middle grade fiction, and was selected as one of Scotland's 'Big Summer Reads' 2012. This fantastic, riot of a book has been a huge hit with gross little children since its launch in 2011.
Gorgeous George & The Giant Geriatric Generator
by Stuart Reid . Illustrated by Calvin Innes
ISBN-13: 9781907746024
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